A retro nod to toy packaging everywhere, this patch proclaims "Batteries Not Included" in bold white lettering on black. Perfect for gadget lovers and anyone who appreciates the absurdist humor of assembly instructions. Measures about 4" wide by about 1.5" tall.
Batteries Not Included patch
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