Funny Patches
Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.
Long in the balls
"Long in the Balls, Short in the Brains" declares this irreverent patch with a wry sense of humor. B..
$1.25
Loose Body Happy man patch
If you were as loose with your body as you are with my credit cards, Id be a happy man | a humorous ..
$1.25
Loud Pipes Save Lives
This motorcycle patch declares "Loud Pipes Save Lives" in bold white lettering on black. A humorous ..
$1.25
Majority Fools patch
Sometimes Majority means all the Fools are on the Same Side | a boldly stated patch for those who ma..
$1.25
Men Decide to be right or happy patch
Men decide to be right or happy says this tongue-in-cheek patch with a checkmark graphic. The choice..
$1.25
Men want beauty not brains
Men want beauty not brains because men's eyes work better than their brains. A sharp-edged commentar..
$1.25
Men...Decide
Men...Decide presents a humorous take on relationship dynamics. The patch features a yellow checkmar..
$1.25
Money Talks Bullshit walks patch
Money Talks Bullshit Walks declares the wisdom that actions speak louder than empty promises. Witty ..
$1.25
More I meet people More I love my Dog
"The More I Meet People, the More I Love My Dog" proclaims this witty patch for dog lovers and misan..
$1.25
My Bolt-ons are Better patch
My Bolt-ons are Better patch declares a cheeky attitude with an illustration of a woman and bold tex..
$1.25
My Sexual Preference is Often Patch
My Sexual Preference is Often declares a humorous take on personal identity. This witty patch sports..
$1.25
My Sole Purpose in Life patch
My Sole Purpose in Life is to Serve as a Warning to Others | This humorous patch declares a relatabl..
$1.25
Native American
Black twill patch with white embroidered lettering reading "NATIVE AMERICAN" | Perfect for those pro..
$1.25
Nobody Owes You Anything
Contrary to belief, nobody owes you anything | this blunt patch declares a hard truth with white tex..
$1.25
Nobodys OL Lady patch
Nobody's Ol' Lady patch declares a fun sense of independence with attitude to spare. This humorous p..
$1.25
