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Funny Patches

Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.

Long in the balls

"Long in the Balls, Short in the Brains" declares this irreverent patch with a wry sense of humor. B..

$1.25

Loose Body Happy man patch

If you were as loose with your body as you are with my credit cards, Id be a happy man | a humorous ..

$1.25

Loud Pipes Save Lives

This motorcycle patch declares "Loud Pipes Save Lives" in bold white lettering on black. A humorous ..

$1.25

Majority Fools patch

Sometimes Majority means all the Fools are on the Same Side | a boldly stated patch for those who ma..

$1.25

Men Decide to be right or happy patch

Men decide to be right or happy says this tongue-in-cheek patch with a checkmark graphic. The choice..

$1.25

Men want beauty not brains

Men want beauty not brains because men's eyes work better than their brains. A sharp-edged commentar..

$1.25

Men...Decide

Men...Decide presents a humorous take on relationship dynamics. The patch features a yellow checkmar..

$1.25

Money Talks Bullshit walks patch

Money Talks Bullshit Walks declares the wisdom that actions speak louder than empty promises. Witty ..

$1.25

More I meet people More I love my Dog

"The More I Meet People, the More I Love My Dog" proclaims this witty patch for dog lovers and misan..

$1.25

My Bolt-ons are Better patch

My Bolt-ons are Better patch declares a cheeky attitude with an illustration of a woman and bold tex..

$1.25

My Sexual Preference is Often Patch

My Sexual Preference is Often declares a humorous take on personal identity. This witty patch sports..

$1.25

My Sole Purpose in Life patch

My Sole Purpose in Life is to Serve as a Warning to Others | This humorous patch declares a relatabl..

$1.25

Native American

Black twill patch with white embroidered lettering reading "NATIVE AMERICAN" | Perfect for those pro..

$1.25

Nobody Owes You Anything

Contrary to belief, nobody owes you anything | this blunt patch declares a hard truth with white tex..

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Nobodys OL Lady patch

Nobody's Ol' Lady patch declares a fun sense of independence with attitude to spare. This humorous p..

$1.25

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