"It's not that life's to short. It's that your dead for so long." This darkly humorous patch flips the script on life's brevity with a perspective that's both morbid and oddly comforting. Perfect for those who appreciate existential humor. Measures about 1.5" tall by about 4" wide.
Code: 124
It is not that Life is too Short Patch
$1.25
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