Funny Patches
Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.
Biker dont go gray- we turn chrome patch
Bikers don't go gray, we turn chrome | This humorous patch declares the biker's philosophy in bold b..
$1.25
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers Patch
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers patch declares a serious road safety message with humor. This bold state..
$1.25
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers small Patch
Bikers Against Dumb Drivers | this patch declares where motorcycle enthusiasts stand on road safety ..
$1.00
Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do Patch
Bikers Have More Fun Than People Do | a humorous patch declaring the biker lifestyle beats the munda..
$1.25
Boobies make me Smile
Boobies Make Me Smile declares this cheeky patch with a grinning smiley face. Perfect for anyone who..
$1.25
Born to be Wild wave patch
Born to be Wild in classic biker style. This wavy banner patch declares the motto with bold orange e..
$1.25
Break out in Handcuffs patch
When I Drink I Break Out In Handcuffs | a humorous patch for anyone with a sense of dark comedy abou..
$1.25
Bury Me Face Down Black Patch
"When I Die Bury Me Face Down So the Whole World Can Kiss My Ass" | a brash embroidered patch with a..
$1.25
Bury Me Face Down Blue Patch
When I Die Bury Me Face Down So the Whole World Can Kiss My Ass declares this patch's irreverent hum..
$1.25
Bury Me Face Down Red Patch
When I Die Bury Me Face Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass | Bold red and white embroidered pat..
$1.25
Cant Fix Stupid Survive the Symptoms
You can't fix stupid. You can only hope to survive the symptoms. This darkly humorous patch delivers..
$1.25
Caution Does Not Play Well With Others Patch
CAUTION: DOES NOT PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS. A funny patch that declares your independent streak with a ..
$1.49
Clean & Sober patch
Clean & Sober! This bold statement patch declares commitment to sobriety with unmistakable convictio..
$1.25
Clear Your Mind and Your Ass will follow patch
Clear Your Mind Your Ass Will Follow | A bold motivational message with a cheeky sense of humor deli..
$1.25
Common Sense problem Most people are Morons
"The Problem with Common Sense is that Most People are Morons" | A darkly humorous take on human nat..
$1.25
