Handle on Life but It Broke Patch

I had a handle on life but I broke it off | this humorous patch declares the relatable truth about l..

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It is not that Life is too Short Patch

"It's not that life's to short. It's that your dead for so long." This darkly humorous patch flips t..

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When All Else Fails Lower Standards patch

When all else fails lower your standards. This darkly humorous patch declares the ultimate backup pl..

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Without Assholes We Would ...

Without Assholes We Would All Be Full Of Shit | A blunt take on life's necessities, this embroidered..

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