Funny Patches
Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.
In Memory of when I Gave a Shit
In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Shit | A darkly funny biker patch with white and red embroidery on..
$1.25
LETS GO BRANDON
LET'S GO BRANDON declares this political statement patch with a playful twist on the viral phrase. F..
$1.25
Love Is Like A Fart
Love Is Like A Fart declares the cheeky wisdom that if you have to force it, it's just shit | Irreve..
$1.25
May Not Have The Cherry
I may not have the cherry, but I still have the box. This cheeky patch combines humor with a playful..
$1.25
My Favorite Number is 77
My Favorite Number is 77 Because I Get 8 More | A humorous patch with a cheeky math joke that appeal..
$1.25
NO AIRBAGS WE DIE LIKE MEN
"NO AIRBAGS WE DIE LIKE MEN" | This patch declares pure biker attitude with bold red and white embro..
$1.25
No Nipples No Point
If boobies had no nipples there would be no point | this edgy humorous patch declares the obvious wi..
$1.25
Power vested-Kiss my Ass
By the power vested in me I pronounce you dumb and irrelevant you may now kiss my ass. This witty bi..
$1.49
Repent so the Preacher won't have to lie
Repent So the Preacher Won't Have to Lie patch | bold red and white embroidery on black twill delive..
$1.25
RIDING FOR ESSENTIALS
RIDING FOR ESSENTIALS declares that toilet paper is a valid reason to ride. This humorous patch capt..
$1.25
Still Fascinated
All grown up but still fascinated with nipples. This cheeky biker patch delivers humor with attitude..
$1.25
STUPID PEOPLE ARE LIKE GLOW STICKS
Stupid people are like glow sticks | I want to snap them and shake the shit out of them until the li..
$1.25
Surrounded By Assholes
I Knew It | I'm Surrounded By Assholes declares this patch with blunt humor and attitude. Perfect fo..
$1.25
The Problem with Bikes is the Nut
The Problem with Most Bikes is the Nut Connecting the Bars to the Seat. A witty patch for riders who..
$1.25
Top ten biker list
Top Ten Things Bikers Know About Women patch with a humorous countdown that ends with the only item ..
$1.99

