Funny Patches
Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.
Good is good, Bad is Legendary patch
The Good I Do Is Good | The Bad I Do Is Legendary. A tongue-in-cheek attitude patch that celebrates ..
$1.25
Handle on Life but It Broke Patch
I had a handle on life but I broke it off | this humorous patch declares the relatable truth about l..
$1.25
Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!
I Hate Being Bipolar, But It's Awesome declares this patch with irreverent humor. A darkly funny tak..
$1.25
Healthcare Expensive now Wait Until Free
You think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free | This darkly funny patch delivers a sha..
$1.25
Heavily Medicated For your Protection
Humorous patch that declares "Heavily Medicated For Your Protection" in white embroidery on black tw..
$1.25
Hell Yes I'm Drunk Im no Stunt Driver
Hell Yes I'm Drunk I'm No Stunt Driver | This humorous embroidered patch combines irreverent attitud..
$1.25
Heres to my Friends who know me and like me anyway patch
Here's to my friends who know me and like me anyway. This humorous patch celebrates those rare souls..
$1.25
Hopeless Romantic seeks patch
Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore | A darkly funny patch for those who appreciate brutally honest..
$1.25
How Fast Can Take the Curves Patch
It's Not the Journey, It's how Fast You Can Take the Curves | a humorous patch for speed enthusiasts..
$1.25
I Apologize in advance for staring patch
I apologize in advance for staring at your tits | A humorous patch that gets straight to the point w..
$1.25
I do have a Coke bottle figure 3 Litre patch
I do have a Coke bottle figure, now it's just a 3 litre | a humorous take on body confidence with a ..
$1.25
I don't suffer from Memory loss I enjoy it patch
"I don't suffer from memory loss I enjoy it" | a humorous patch for those who prefer to see the brig..
$1.25
I hate being BIPOLAR, but its AWESOME patch
I HATE BEING BIPOLAR, BUT IT'S AWESOME declares this darkly humorous patch with unapologetic attitud..
$1.25
I hate Everybody patch
I Hate Everybody | a bold statement patch for those who wear their misanthropy on their sleeve. Feat..
$1.25
I hate stupid people patch
This blunt patch declares "I HATE STUPID PEOPLE" in white embroidery on black twill. Perfect for any..
$1.25
