Funny Patches
Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.
Voices Not Real But have Good Ideas
The Voices May Not Be Real But They Do Have Some Good Ideas. A humorous patch for anyone who appreci..
$1.25
When All Else Fails Lower Standards patch
When all else fails lower your standards. This darkly humorous patch declares the ultimate backup pl..
$1.25
When I want your opinion patch I remove the duct tape
When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape declares this patch with sharp, no-nonsense humor..
$1.25
Whoop Ass Patch
Sometimes you need to kick a little butt to get things done. This patch declares "Don't Make Me Open..
$1.49
Why Yes I am Sexy words
Why Yes... I am Sexy | This funny patch proclaims your confidence with bold white embroidery on a bl..
$1.25
Why Yes Im Sexy dude
Why Yes I Am Sexy declares this laughing Buddha figure with unapologetic humor. A cheeky addition to..
$1.25
Will Trade Husband for
Will trade husband for cupcakes | this funny patch declares a baker's priorities with humor and a co..
$1.25
Without Assholes We Would ...
Without Assholes We Would All Be Full Of Shit | A blunt take on life's necessities, this embroidered..
$1.25
You Keep the Change Patch
This patch declares "I'll keep my money, freedom, and guns, you keep the change" in bold white and g..
$1.25
You Look Like I need another Drink
You Look Like I Need Another Drink | a humorous patch that declares your honest thoughts with blunt ..
$1.25
You Should Hear the Names Patch
You Should Hear the Names the Voices in My Head are Calling You | this darkly humorous patch deliver..
$1.25
ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS
Alcohol may not solve your problems, but milk and coffee won't either. This darkly humorous patch de..
$1.25
ALLOWED TO QUESTION SCIENCE PROPAGANDA
If you are allowed to question it it is science, if not it is propaganda. A straightforward statemen..
$1.50
Ass-Jealous
I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth. This edgy biker patch delivers s..
$1.49
Asshole Merit Badge
Declare your true nature with this cheeky merit badge. Wings and a heart design frame the text "ASSH..
$1.25
