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Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.

Voices Not Real But have Good Ideas

The Voices May Not Be Real But They Do Have Some Good Ideas. A humorous patch for anyone who appreci..

$1.25

When All Else Fails Lower Standards patch

When all else fails lower your standards. This darkly humorous patch declares the ultimate backup pl..

$1.25

When I want your opinion patch I remove the duct tape

When I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape declares this patch with sharp, no-nonsense humor..

$1.25

Whoop Ass Patch

Sometimes you need to kick a little butt to get things done. This patch declares "Don't Make Me Open..

$1.49

Why Yes I am Sexy words

Why Yes... I am Sexy | This funny patch proclaims your confidence with bold white embroidery on a bl..

$1.25

Why Yes Im Sexy dude

Why Yes I Am Sexy declares this laughing Buddha figure with unapologetic humor. A cheeky addition to..

$1.25

Will Trade Husband for

Will trade husband for cupcakes | this funny patch declares a baker's priorities with humor and a co..

$1.25

Without Assholes We Would ...

Without Assholes We Would All Be Full Of Shit | A blunt take on life's necessities, this embroidered..

$1.25

You Keep the Change Patch

This patch declares "I'll keep my money, freedom, and guns, you keep the change" in bold white and g..

$1.25

You Look Like I need another Drink

You Look Like I Need Another Drink | a humorous patch that declares your honest thoughts with blunt ..

$1.25

You Should Hear the Names Patch

You Should Hear the Names the Voices in My Head are Calling You | this darkly humorous patch deliver..

$1.25

ALCOHOL MAY NOT SOLVE PROBLEMS

Alcohol may not solve your problems, but milk and coffee won't either. This darkly humorous patch de..

$1.25

ALLOWED TO QUESTION SCIENCE PROPAGANDA

If you are allowed to question it it is science, if not it is propaganda. A straightforward statemen..

$1.50

Ass-Jealous

I bet your ass is jealous of all the shit coming out of your mouth. This edgy biker patch delivers s..

$1.49

Asshole Merit Badge

Declare your true nature with this cheeky merit badge. Wings and a heart design frame the text "ASSH..

$1.25

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