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Explore top-quality embroidered patches with vibrant stitching, heat seal backing, and wholesale pricing starting at $1.

Sniper on Roof patch

My idea of help from above is a sniper on the roof. Dark humor meets military attitude on this patch..

$1.25

South Will Rise Again patch

The South Will Rise Again patch declares its bold message across a confederate flag design. Part of ..

$1.25

Stand Behind Our Troops patch

If you won't stand behind our troops, STAND IN FRONT declares this military-minded patch with a bold..

$1.25

Sticks and Stones Patch

Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me | this cheeky patch flips the cl..

$1.25

Still Talking

Despite the look on my face you're still talking. A humorous patch that calls out those who won't ta..

$1.25

Stop Global Whining

Stop Global Whining | This bold octagon-shaped patch declares its message in bright green embroidery..

$1.25

Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly patch

Stupidity will be dealt with accordingly | this darkly humorous patch declares a no-nonsense policy ..

$1.25

Sure I Love Jesus...Its His fan club that bothers me patch

Sure I love Jesus | it's his fan club that bothers me. This witty patch speaks to anyone who appreci..

$1.25

T.C.B.

T.C.B. stands for Takin' Care of Business on this bold black patch with white embroidery. Perfect fo..

$1.25

Talented Fool

"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool" declares this witty patch with a humorous ta..

$1.25

Talk Dirty to me patch

I'll Be Naughty to You If You Talk Dirty to Me | this flirty patch delivers playful banter with a ch..

$1.25

Tell Your Boobs to stop glaring at my eyes patch

Tell Your Boobs to Stop Glaring at My Eyes declares this funny patch with irreverent humor and attit..

$1.25

The Partys not over until you smile for the MUGSHOT patch

The party's not over until you smile for the mugshot | a humorous patch for those who like their hum..

$1.25

Time Flies Having Rum

Time Flies When Your Having Rum proclaims this humorous patch with a playful take on the classic say..

$1.25

Truth will set you FREE-But 1st it will make you MISERABLE patch

The truth will set you free but 1st it will make you miserable | a darkly funny take on wisdom and h..

$1.25

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